if only i could lose weight like i lose friends
what! Holy shit. Rip peaches
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.
My days going to be spend being in bed watching netflix 😴💕 #lazysunday#sunday#selfie#tired#netflix#yay
The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21”