sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro


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© nicenewt




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© 1oved



givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT



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© givingaway



Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake. – (via bl-ossomed)


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© icanrelateto



zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass


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© tinalikesbutts



Don’t educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy. So when they grow up, they will know the value of things, not the price. – . (via dahlia—noir)


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© misjudgments



supitsbatman:

I want you in every way possible. I want you when youre sick, i want you when youre sad, and i want you when youre happy. I want you in the morning and at night. I want you when i make breakfast or bake cupcakes. I want your hands in mine. I want you in my arms and next to me in bed. I want your lips against mine. I want to watch movies with you and build forts. I want to lay on the hood of the car under the stars. I want to spend holidays with you. I want you, and only you. 


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© supitsbatman



kissoholic:

Love blog!



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© seex



do u ever just try to like hold everything in because you don’t wanna burden people with your problems and don’t want them to feel sorry for you but at the same time when no one can see that you’re depressed you just wanna yell to the world that you’re upset


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© deaneggsandsam



girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said:
your honestly just an ugly nigger

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch





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