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© gxlds0ul



dismemberd:

it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything



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© dismemberd




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© lolzpicx



Landslide - Fleetwood Mac


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landslide // fleetwood mac

i took my love and took it down
i climbed a mountain and i turned around
and i saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
till the landslide brought me down


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© radtracks



woodmeat:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.



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theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves



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© clracomalfoy



Hey soul mate

clavicle-moundshroud:

Can you please find me soon. Wherever you are… whoever you are.


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© clavicle-moundshroud



unamusedsloth:

Office Safari. [source]



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© unamusedsloth




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