ive stolen this line and used it so many times
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
@prattprattpratt: I just got pretty hard core up in a drug dealers face. Fuck that guy. Be good. Don’t be a drug dealer. People will think ur a piece of shit.
talents: fucking up everything
when people ask you how school is:
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you