OMFG THIS PICTURE.
kill me now
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too

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If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
I’ve never felt a stronger connection with an article of clothing








