i need this
whys tumblr always so dead on sundays
no post on sundays
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Quick and simple lifehacks.
sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
baby: ＳＫＹＲＩＭ ＢＥＬＯＮＧＳ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＮＯＲＤＳ
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
i’ve been watching vines for like four hours
it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable
❝Guess what? Nobody makes my decisions for me, alright? Nobody. This is my choice, okay? My choice. This is mine.❞
that’s some final destination shit
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
when two people u follow have the exact same icon